A Typical Morning at Our House . . .

I had just pushed my english muffin down in the toaster for the second time (I like it crunchy) when I noticed that the table was covered in silver glitter. As I was cleaning that up, I noticed a paint brush still covered in paint and glitter. "Elle, please clean this off in the bathroom." I then took my handful of glitter to throw away in the bathroom, where I witnessed Elle wiping the paint and glitter covered paint brush on all the towels hanging in the bathroom. "Nooo!" I rinsed the towels and put them in the washer and realized I had clothes in the dryer. I started folding clothes and remembered the english muffin that I didn't want too crunchy. I ran to the kitchen, tripping over Elle, who was now coming out of the bathroom and reached the toaster just as my burned muffin popped up and the smoke alarm went off. Have a good day!

A day in my life . . .

I got my oil changed at the dealership that my brother-in-law works at today. While I was waiting for them to pull my car up, I went to say HI to him. Another sales guy asked if I needed help, I said, "No, I am just looking for my brother-in-law, Richard." "Richard?" "Yes. Richard Martinez." They clearly had no idea who I was talking about. For a second, I panicked and thought he was leading a double life and lying to my sister. Then I realized his name is Robert, not Richard. So I just ran away.

First Post, "What am I Doing?"

April 17, 2012 Where do I start? I have always wanted to be a writer. I love to entertain people. I guess I'll start by telling you about myself. I am a mother. I am a daughter. I am a divorcee. I am a fiancée. I am a good person. I have found extreme joy. I have felt terrible pain. I can share my experiences and thoughts. Hopefully, it will be entertaining. Sarah